MTV FAT CAMP completely off topic..

[2ks4 : Jason]

Diane is the greatest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IorWhTAKMF8

[mysticpony96]

SWEEEEEEEEEET home ALABAMA hahah

that poor girl... i feel bad for her..

[zm_br]

20 seconds was enough for me. lol

[Hinshaw]

Thats a lot of fat asses

and one fat ass pussy, lol

[Brian66D]

theres that fucking girl, she comes up to me and talks to me....i dont know her....

i'll take a shower after the fireworks! I'll go three days without a shower

[2ks4 : Jason]

theres that fucking girl, she comes up to me and talks to me....i dont know her....

i'll take a shower after the fireworks! I'll go three days without a shower

I always go 3 days without a shower. I didn't know that was a problem.

That is why I smell like a gutter

[Brian66D]

I always go 3 days without a shower. I didn't know that was a problem.

That is why I smell like a gutter

I have never said anything because i figured you'd get upset if i said you smelled like diane....but you really smell like the west end of town when the wind is drifting the shit smell from the sewage plant.

[StealsSouls]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goTa0y93Vds

[Brian66D]

holy shit, is that real

[BWG]

I clicked off as soon as the shirt came off.

[BWG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goTa0y93Vds

That's funny but it looks fake as hell.

[2ks4 : Jason]

I clicked off as soon as the shirt came off.

But you peaked around to see if she is really that hot.

[xian]

during Ranger school we weren't permitted showers. we'd go three weeks, till the end of each phase without one. we spent most of the time humping an 80lb ruck sack through the woods/mountains/and swamps. Now, i'm sure we smelt bad. but we knew we smelt bad when the R.I.s (Ranger Instructor) told us we smelled like 'cat piss' and hosed us off. Unfortunately that 'cat piss' smell was the smell of ammonia permiating our skin. the by-product of our concentration camp style malnourished bodies eating our muscles for energy as we no longer had any fat in storage to fuel our bodies. so, a shower didn't make the smell go away. It took about 2-3 weeks of heavy m&m, snickers, pizza, and beer dieting afterwards to get rid of that traditional by-product of Suck School.

class 06-07 i recycled in darby, the first phase.. lost 40lbs in three weeks.

gained back 30lbs as a recycle for 9 weeks.

class 07-07 I lost 30 lbs 9 weeks.


I never cried becuase I stank or didn't get to wash my balls. what a fucking loser, someone needs to skull drag her rigomortis bloated carcas across some asphalt, hurling insults at her mayonase blubber packed corpes until she toughens up a bit or bleeds all the weakness out.
fat people disgust me.

[Brian66D]

during Ranger school we weren't permitted showers. we'd go three weeks, till the end of each phase without one. we spent most of the time humping an 80lb ruck sack through the woods/mountains/and swamps. Now, i'm sure we smelt bad. but we knew we smelt bad when the R.I.s (Ranger Instructor) told us we smelled like 'cat piss' and hosed us off. Unfortunately that 'cat piss' smell was the smell of ammonia permiating our skin. the by-product of our concentration camp style malnourished bodies eating our muscles for energy as we no longer had any fat in storage to fuel our bodies. so, a shower didn't make the smell go away. It took about 2-3 weeks of heavy m&m, snickers, pizza, and beer dieting afterwards to get rid of that traditional by-product of Suck School.

class 06-07 i recycled in darby, the first phase.. lost 40lbs in three weeks.

gained back 30lbs as a recycle for 9 weeks.

class 07-07 I lost 30 lbs 9 weeks.


I never cried becuase I stank or didn't get to wash my balls. what a fucking loser, someone needs to skull drag her rigomortis bloated carcas across some asphalt, hurling insults at her mayonase blubber packed corpes until she toughens up a bit or bleeds all the weakness out.
fat people disgust me.

That isnt healthy to fluctuate your weight like that.

You are very angry, i like it.

[2ks4 : Jason]

Matt Damon did it for that one war movie he was in. His dostor told him he ate away at some of his organs.

That is fucked up especially with a taco bell around
.

talk about concentration jews you should see what kup 125 looks like.

VW for life.
http://i23.tinypic.com/2e3rg2u.jpg

[xian]

That isnt healthy to fluctuate your weight like that.

You are very angry, i like it.

i would tend to agree. It's not healthy.. somewhere around 60 people have died going through Ranger School. It's not for the weak or faint of heart. I won't hog up too much of this thread with typical 'Ranger School' stories and b.s.

but to answer... to a certain degree you don't really have a choice. (ok.. you do.. in order to go to Ranger School, you have to be a three time volunteer or atleast a two time volunteer - volunteer for the Army, Airborne, Ranger.... on top of volunteering, you've spent the last year of your life getting into the best shape of your life. just to end up in the worst shape of your life.

either case point being.. once you pass the rigorous physical tests that are basically a pre-req, RAP week. if you want the tab, you can't quit. You get on average 2 hours of sleep (or as little as 15 minutes), and one meal a day, while constantly humping your ruck, doing missions, and physically exerting yourself in extremely adverse terrain http://www.globalspecialoperations.com/photo360/ranswamp360.jpg. You are going to drop weight. you are going to hallucinate. you are going to have some fucked up stories. the pussies and the weak will quit.

and you will be very very angry at the end of it. you will want to run through walls and kill hamsters. as well as be very tired and hungry. your cussing skills will go up tremendously. you're ability to be politically correct in public, significantly down. not that you care what those pussies think anyways.

there's a study somewhere, going through Ranger School statistically takes two years off your life. Going through Ranger School makes you not give a shit about those two years.

if you want to know more about it, you can go to http://www.armyranger.com/bb/

http://www.rangerschool.com/images/RangerBookCover.jpg
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with all that ado... i will give you one Ranger School Story....

"No Shit, There I was.... - getting pissed and shat on"
No Shit, there I was.. Ranger School, Mountain Phase. http://specialforces.washingtonarmyguard.com/IMAGES/SF_Mtn/Image4.jpgDelonega Georgia. Home of the Tennessee Valley Divide. At this point in time, my platoon (40 dudes) had already lost about half of it's original members. But we were bulked up by recycles (guys who had failed something or got hurt in the previous class but weren't willing to quit, even through the torturous recycling program called Gulag - if you don't know what or where that term comes from, use google, it'll give you an idea about prison camps for p.o.w.'s ) from the previous class.

we had this shitbag in our platoon, Ranger xxxxxxx. He never carried his weight. Always fucked his buddy, fell asleep, ate your grub, and didn't give a shit unless he was in a leadership position... So, one fatefull day in Mountain phase, the R.I calls my roster number (that's all you are there, a number not a name) fuck. I'm a Platoon Sergeant. We do our fucking mission, march all night up and down the fucking mountains, and get to our Patrol Base (a triangular formation used to maintain, rest, and refit for the next mission) http://www.wpclipart.com/signs_symbol/yellow/triangle_yves_guillou_01.png a little bit ahead of schedule and are set in with our priorities of work ( weapons maintainance etc.) with a little over an hour and a half left for sleep. (of course a rotating guard shift)

Ranger xxxxxxx had decided to fall asleep while on the line while we were setting in the Patrol Base.. of course noted by the R.I. who was grading me. So, It's time to make him pay.

the R.I.'s would have us mark each corner of the Patrol Base with chem lites of one color so they could find our p.b.(patrol base) easily, and we would mark our slit trench, (a hole in the ground we dug, pissed and shat in) with a different color chem lite so that we could find it and the R.I.s wouldn't step in it.. all this information about the colors is passed down little joe on the line via frago's (fragmentary operations order - basically a 'hey fucker, this is what's going on)...

well.. the R.I. has already came up to me and fucked me cleetus style in the mouth for not having security since Ranger xxxxx is sleeping... so, i frago out the colors of the chem lites marking the corners.. and the color of the chem lite of the slit trench... then I wait.

and wait fifteen more minutes...

then, I go over to the far corner, grab the chem light, walk over to the slit trench and replace the slit trenches chem light with the corner chem light...http://www.uspatriotstore.com/images/products/Pulleys/chemlitesingles.GIF

I won't lie.. i was smiling and laughing on my over to Ranger xxxxxxx's sleep position. I carefully tied the chem light up over him in a manner where people would easily piss and shit on him without risking them stepping on him. Then, I checked it just to be sure.. It worked. I didn't step on him.

1 hour later. after everyone had slept, been on guard (and while on guard everyone gets rid of that extra - stuff- thats been sitting inside them all day.) the guards start waking everyone up...http://bits.webhs.org/blog/shit.jpg

:no3: well.. sticking to the basis of this thread.. someone needed to take a shower becuase they fucking stunk. mother fucker...

guess that's not really healthy either.:suck_kr::suck_kr:

http://www.crwflags.com/art/mil/misc/fl-0105.jpg

[Brian66D]

hey man, its all good. I have respect for you.....alot

I was just stating i thought it was unhealthy....you already knew that though.

The pussies thing i cant really agree with though, I have alot of military buddies and they all say that shit too..."pussies" if you arent in the military.....thats the only thing that gets me. Some people aren't pussies, they would just rather go out in the business world and make $ rather than do all that training.

Dont think I'm starting anything with you because I am not, I have alot of respect for military as some of my family has been military and my grandfather is a purple heart....Just figured i'd toss my 2cents was all.... later on

[xian]

nah bud.. didn't take it that way at all...

and I can't speak for you buddies, but I wouldn't be suprised if their thoughts were similiar to mine.

it's not that we think non-military people are pussies by any means... it's more of a comraderie of those who 'were there'. we see it and use it even against our own.. .for example, two weeks ago we were in the field, fucking cold and sucking. I had a few guys who were hurt or whatever and were left behind in the rear... my boys teased them about being pussies for not being there. are they really pussies? no. do we really think PV2 xxxxxx is a pussy becuase he stayed back with broken ribs? no. did we call him a lucky pussy? yes. did they feel bad that their buds had been out there sucking with out them? yes.

two of my buds just got back from Iraq last week. what do you think they called me? a pussy becuase i wasn't there with them. while we shared laughs and stories over a few beers.

shit.. it runs even deeper than that... then you have all us Infantry guys saying 'if your not in the infantry your a pussy', then all of our tanker buddies call bullshit and claim all infantry guys are stupid... then you've got the marines saying if your not in the marines your a pussy, retaliated by the Army.... back and forth... usually it's light hearted and meant to build a friendly competition. I think you get the idea.

so, i hope no offense was taken, and if so cleared up now. I've got plenty of buds on this board who are civilians who aren't pussies. it's just when you come out of the field, and have been living a primitive life of laying in mud, hovering over shit holes, missing sleep and food, spooning with your buddy at night becuase it's fucking cold , and the next thing you know your sitting in a denny's scarfing down a stack complimented with a western omelet and you here some chick bitching about breaking a nail... it kind of puts things into perspective for how good we really have it.

as far as respect goes, I appreciate it. But not here for it. There used to be a SF cat on the old CII, I'm sure he could tell stories that would make Ranger School pale in comparison. But, if he's anything like most of the SF cats I know.. he probally won't say anything. there's a few other military, and ex-military guys on this board, of all different branches and mos's. I'm sure they've all got their stories. I told mine, to add a little humor to the stinky fat people thread.

[Brian66D]

hey i took no offense to it at all...i just know alot of my buddies can get a little over zealous about the whole pussy thing, but in the end its no biggie....if it wasnt for the armed forces we wouldnt be where we stand right now.

Its the people who dont appreciate shit that piss me off too. I am no military but i appreciate that shit. That is all....